Two male Producers were walking down the street going to lunch. A beautiful woman walks past them. One Producer turns around and looks at her and says,"I'd love to screw her." The other Producer turns around, looks and says,"Out Of WHAT?"
GENIE
A Producer, a Director and a DOP were on location at a beach. While walking through the sand, they found an old bottle. One of them said in jest,"This could be a Genie bottle." They all rubbed it and out pops a Genie, who promises to grant them all one wish each. The DOP says,"I would like my own 20 million dollar villa in Nice with 10 beautiful women for servants." And POOF he was gone. The Director said,"I want a 70ft yacht with 20 beautiful women for crew, cruising the Caribbean." WHAM he was gone. The Genie turns around and asks the Producer,"What would you like ?" The Producer looked at his watch and said,"We are shooting in half an hour, so I want those two back, NOW!!!!!"
More Genies...
A director, his director of photography, and a producer were stranded
on a desert island.
One day a brass lamp washed up to shore and they all rubbed it.
Out popped a genie who announced he would grant them each one wish.
The director of photography wished to return to his home so he
could be with his family. Poof! He vanished.
The producer wished he could have a job with a corner office with a
great view. Poof! He vanished.
The director said, "I wish the producer and director of photography
were back here with me, I'm not used to making a decision without
them."
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